Over the past few years, MetroSpy has become America's premier right-wing, neo-con, attack brand. We take orders directly from high level government officials and politicians. MetroSpy IS the vast right wing conspiracy. Paul Wolfowitz, Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld all spend time plotting the new world order on the MetroSpy ranch compound.

Our mission is to build and deploy effective retail counter measures against Hollywood leftist wussies, Democrats, liberal college campus girly-men, and the anti-American media conglomerates. Our goals are achieved through the strategic placement of conservative messages on your body, on the street and in yer mamma's house.

...and yes, we have guns.